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Local butcher's chicken curry pie, 80p

[Chicken curry pie] You know how we said the local butcher's chicken and mushroom pie was evil? Well, if that was Satan, this was Satan's evil child who'd gone to evil school and come top of evil class, making his daddy proud enough to sponsor the building of an evil library wing for the evil school, and possibly even a few scholarships in evil studies.

Revolting. Absolutely revolting. Imagine those same cubes of fake chicken in a very salty chip shop curry sauce. Now be thankful you're only imagining it. Pie-man had to eat this travesty, and the gag reflex is only now beginning to subside.

The only bright spot on the horizon, according to one reviewer, was that the pastry wasn't too bad. The rest of us were too busy choking and swearing oaths of vengeance on the manufacturer to notice.

Score: 2