Now this is what every self-respecting office kitchen should contain. Forget your kettles, toasters and comedy mugs, at pie-man towers we want one of these. A Breville Pie Magic pie maker. Just imagine coming into work, secure in the knowledge that there would be not one but two steaming hot pies waiting for you at lunchtime. Bliss.

Sadly, Breville no longer make this wonderful device in the UK (although there is a petition to bring it back into production). We might have to take a quick trip to eBay, otherwise we'll have to make our pies using, you know, an oven.

Welcome, too, gentle readers of the Mountain Bike UK Forum, who have been debating the merits of flaky pastry, and the delights (or otherwise) of Fray Bentos. Rest assured, there will be more investigations into that cornucopia of delights shortly, as the mailbags here at pie-man towers have been bulging with Fray Bentos enquiries of late. In the meantime, sit back, relax, and take a gander at our rather excellent t-shirts - just the thing for wearing after a hard day in the saddle.