Now this is what every self-respecting office kitchen should contain. Forget your kettles, toasters and comedy mugs, at pie-man towers we want one of these. A Breville Pie Magic pie maker. Just imagine coming into work, secure in the knowledge that there would be not one but two steaming hot pies waiting for you at lunchtime. Bliss.

Sadly, Breville no longer make this wonderful device in the UK (although there is a petition to bring it back into production). We might have to take a quick trip to eBay, otherwise we'll have to make our pies using, you know, an oven.