Well howdy doody. It's been a long time. And for that you can blame (a) the arrival of a very small pie-eater and (b) pie-man towers shifting lock, stock and barrel across the river to the nether regions of Gateshead.

Speaking of which, you may want to make sure you've got our new address on any correspondance you happen to be sending, whether by Royal Mail, carrier pigeon or lesser spotted weevil.

But rest assured, even though there's not been much posting of news, we've still been engaged in sending out our T-shirts to the discerning public. Don't forget, it's not long till Christmas...